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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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