- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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