- Anti Joke

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

* anti-punchline

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

This sentence is a lie.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

My Boyfriend

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.