- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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