Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Want to hear a joke? No.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

knock knock? come in

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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