If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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whos district champs not JM

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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belly button

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Nick Cannon

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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A Sloth runs...

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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everybody loves raymond

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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