What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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