- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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