if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats white? A fridge

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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