My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Pull my finger ouch..

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Vote this down and get DOXED

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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