- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Adam Chebali has no life

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