How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Whats white? A fridge

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Sex

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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