- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

An Artic Storm.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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