- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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