- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

A blonde walked into a bar.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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