- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Caolan and Eamon

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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