- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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