Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

batman has diarrhea

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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