A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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