A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

knock knock who's there? hope

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Badabing.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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