- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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