- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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