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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

wael.. nuff said

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Jerry.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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