- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

How do you make a car? You build it.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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