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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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