What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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