What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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im not food

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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