What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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