A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops