- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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