There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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