- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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