I have a gay camel

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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your life

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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