What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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