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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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