- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What black and has children A black man

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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