Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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