- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Refrigerator

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Youre mom is so dead...

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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