- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

You idiot.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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