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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

whats one plus one penis

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

I was Born ready I was born naked.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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