Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Get on the boat.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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I went to work today....

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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