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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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