whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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