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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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