whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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autsim

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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The Female Orgasm

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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women's rights

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Anti Joke

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