- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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