- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

White men's rights

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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