1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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rocky is here again.......................

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Anti Joke

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