One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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