Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

this is not a joke.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

this is not a drill.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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