- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What? Yes.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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