- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

all jokes aside...

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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