- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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