Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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A black student graduated High School

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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I am quite mature.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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