How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Stop Spam Read Books

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Female Orgasms

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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