- Anti Joke

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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