Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Wright flyer

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

what did the old lady die of old age...

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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