- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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