you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Womans baksetball...

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why did the

i like men but im not gay

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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