- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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