Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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