There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Cancer.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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