Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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