- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

A man goes to the potty.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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