- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

What happened to the twins? 9/11

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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