Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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