- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

women's rights

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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