How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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