- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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