- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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