- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Bags of delicious poop.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Im taking a shit right now.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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