Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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John Cena

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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