Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the dog die? He was old

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A midget walked under a bar.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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