- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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