What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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The Female Orgasm

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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