- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Urban ghettos

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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