- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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