- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Your face is hilarious.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Pianos.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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