- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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