why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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