Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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