What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Ebola

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Anti Joke

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