I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

thumb_up thumb_down -25

H o m o comes out as homo

thumb_up thumb_down -25

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

thumb_up thumb_down -25

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

thumb_up thumb_down -25

CAS

thumb_up thumb_down -25

69

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops