- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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