Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Anti Joke

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