- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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