- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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