- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Latvia isn't a joke

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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