- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

How do you make a car? You build it.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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