Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Justin Bieber.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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