If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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AIDS

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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