Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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womens rights

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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speech and debate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Poop!!

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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